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How BoringAccouting Works

Running a business with messy books feels like driving with a foggy windscreen.

You can’t see:  
→ if the numbers are right
→ if VAT is correct
→ what you actually made
→ how healthy the business really is
→ what your accountant is going to say 

We fix the fog. Fast.

A one-time, 30-day bookkeeping clean-up, covering the last 12 months of your data, so your books are clean, compliant, and decision-ready. 
Nothing more. Nothing ongoing.No Commitments. Simply Explore Funding Options.

1. Quick Fit Check

You book a short call. We confirm you’re a fit and explain the scope clearly.

2. You Get Set Up

You give us access to your accounting software (Quickbooks or Xero) or bank data.

3. We Clean The Mess

We reconcile, categorise, and fix what can be fixed, properly.

4. You Get Clarity

Clean books, a clear summary, and a straight explanation of where things stand.

Is BoringAccounting right for you?

→ Your books are behind, messy, or unreliable
→ You’re worried about compliance or year-end surprises
→ You need clarity before scaling or selling
→ You need clean books before funding or investment
→ You want to scale (more vans, more teams, new area) but don’t trust your numbers

Multi-van

Home Service Business

£250k-£2m

Annual Revenue

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Full-Time Finance Hire

"The Clean Up"


What you get:

• A clean, reconciled set of books for 12 months
• Rebuilt chart of accounts
• Clean P&L, balance sheet, and cashflow
• Clean VAT position for the period
• “State of the Books” diagnostic report
• Operational recommendations

A clear explanation of:
• what was fixed
• what couldn’t be fixed
• what still needs attention
• where you're leaking cash
£2,995 (12 months of data). One Time Payment.

Success Stories

£45,000 Funding Secured

Family-owned general building contractor based in Manchester with 12 employees

Reason for Loan: Needed to purchase two new vans and specialised equipment to take on larger commercial renovation projects

The Certy Outcome:Approved in 4 days. Gave them the capacity to scale up and take on higher-value contracts, without draining working capital

Term: 36 months at 16% interest rate per annum

£12,500 Funding Secured

Boutique digital marketing agency based in Bristol

Reason for Loan: To bring in a freelance campaign manager and boost paid ad spend ahead of a client launch.
The Certy Outcome:Funding landed in 72 hours. Gave them the flexibility to scale delivery without waiting on invoices and hit their deadlines without compromise.Term: 12 months at 1.99% fixed rate per month

£70,000 Funding Secured

Independent café chain with 3 locations in London & Kent

Reason for Loan: To open a fourth site ahead of summer
The Certy Outcome:Funding approved within a week. They avoided delays from the bank and kept expansion on trackTerm: 24 months at 2.49% per month fixed

£18,000 Funding Secured

Independent landscaping & gardening firm based in Surrey

Reason for Loan:To invest in new machinery and hire a part-time admin to handle bookings and invoices during peak season
The Certy Outcome:Approved in under a week. The funding helped them stay ahead of demand, take on more projects, and free up the owner to focus on growth instead of paperwork.Term: 48 months at 14% fixed per month

Why Collabo?

We understand food & drink, and are CX obsessed!

Tailored solutions (because one size does not fit all)
Quality-first approach
Passionate about collaboration
Obsessed about customer experience
Built by a food and drink founder, for food and drink founders
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